update on the box of nothing situation:
on friday i received a vacuum from amazon as a generous gift from my mom. in fact… i received two
on saturday i received the box of nothing, which amazon said was purchased by my mom but they couldn’t tell me what it was supposed to be and authorized a replacement to arrive on monday
i called my mom and told her i got two vacuums, and she checked her account to make sure she hadn’t accidentally ordered two after too much wine, but no, only one order, only one charge
i told her about the empty box and she said she hadn’t ordered me anything else! we were so confused, what was supposed to be sent to me in this smallish box if she hadn’t ordered anything else?
the box of nothing (book shown for scale)
well we waited for monday to find out what the “replacement” shipped would be
and that’s how i ended up with this ridiculous pile of three identical goddamn vacuums blocking my hallway
to sum up: my mom ordered me one vacuum and amazon sent me two vacuums, an empty small box, and then a third vacuum
thanks amazon, you are absolutely baffling
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
me when my parents ask me about work
IS THAT MAC’S MOM
YES that is mac’s mom
when people talk shit about Detroit.
the result of tonight’s cards against humanity game