I just came here to post the exact same thing
I cannot abide a Snooki hate. Do not hate a Snooki, please.
I Always Wanted To Be Wes Anderson
dcpierson: I’ve thought about Wes Anderson a lot lately. I think there’s a trough, as your age becomes equidistant from Max Fischer and Steve Zissou, where it’s important that you act all better than Wes Anderson. At least, it seems to be an important rite of passage for most of my friends and contemporaries. It was probably most acute for people exactly my age (I’m twenty-seven) who were in...
When I was in high school we acquired four kittens. One was mine. I named him Trotsky. Trotsky was mean, hyperactive, and ultimately shunned by the other cats. My mom gave him to my uncle. He lived in there until his life was cut short by a stray that lived in the garden. RIP Trotsky cat, assassinated in exile. Moral of the story? Names come true. Be careful what you call your pets.
Hiccup For Me, Baby
In high school I had “hiccuping” listed as an interest on AOL and there was a guy who would bother me every single day to call him and hiccup into the phone. I had it there because I’d had the hiccups nonstop for weeks. This guy created username after username to contact me again after I’d block him and gave me his phone number because he said all he wanted in the world was...
huerca zafada: THE NATURAL VEGANISM OF HUMAN... →
desliz: FACT: Babies will not kill and eat rabbits with their bare hands, even when they have a home turf advantage. FACT: If you lock a baby and a cat and some strawberries in a box and shake it*, the baby will always choose to eat the strawberries first. FACT: Babies only need to drink milk because…
Drunken Emails to Ex-Girlfriends Gone Wrong
Close to a year ago I received an email from a man I did not know that was meant for his ex-girlfriend. Her name was Amber as well, and our email addresses are very similar. I was alarmed by what I read and decided to tell him exactly what I thought. Luckily, he had intended to send it to BOTH of Other Amber’s email addresses, so she was able to read my reply. This is the first message I...
My name is Amber, and if I’m lucky I will be using this to post stories or thoughts that are too long to fit in a tweet. That’s what I mean by “Real Writing.” I also will be posting my own drawings which are very shitty, hence “Bad Art.” I honestly don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here, or what I’m trying to accomplish, but it felt right so...